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The book of ACTS according to PAGAN
23:52 Oct 01 2012
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Truly, truly, I, PAGAN say to you, whoever believeth in the Gentiles has internal strife. For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves.

In the 8th year of The Dark Network, it came to be that the uncircumcised in heart and ears grew weary of toeing the line. The Dark Prince's deepest concern was not for the uncircumcised, but for His own people...

...He often heard from those who have the ability to hear, but refuse to listen because they expected to do as they pleased without recourse...

...there were those who had ears to hear and yet, heard not. Many had stopped their ears and had by choice turned away their ears from hearing the word of the TOS. Others had become dull of hearing, their heart being waxed grossly lyrical on matters of little concern.

The many little vampires, lycans, demons, and Otherkin who had no cottonwool in their ears, grew weary of the same old, same old...they cared not for ways of the Gentiles who were but small in number. Instead, the blessed little creatures who numbered more than all the frigging martyers planned their Halloween gifts to the Dark Prince.

The little creatures brought together their best artists, writers, dancers, singers and witch costumes and practiced scarey faces until their Prince grew mightily proud of all their ghastly endeavours...

...He shouted from the very top of VR Towers: AND IN YOUR SEED ALL THE FAMILIES OF THE NETWORK SHALL BE BLESSED. By the sweat of your brow, ye have made this old Prince happy. And ye of little faith, the very bane of us all, shall cease to matter in this promised land, for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

So sayeth PAGAN in this 8th year of the VERY Dark Network. Go forth and party like a witch, for ye are truly blessed. Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever believeth hath eternal membership.

...so, Here endeth the lesson.

Goth go with you

Amen.

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